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So this is the next installment of my dating adventures of lack thereof lol.

I have a long time friend we will call A he has know me since I was about 14, I am now 42 so he has seen alot of potentials come and go.

Through the years he has taken it upon himself to introduce me to numerous possible suitors. And though his intentions are good his track record with success not so much.

He called my cell one night to inquire what I had planned for the evening and I told him myself and the group of girls we called outselves “the crew” were heading to our local hole in the wall.

I had met someone there years ago who I fell hardcore for and had continued to come there long after he was off the horizon.

We all know the owners, staff etc and although at times the customers leave something to be desired, we know its always a good time for us.

So after a few rounds of shots A shows up and says “hey I brought you a present”. So we all laugh and I am like “so where is it?” He says didnt you see me walk in with him?

Well about that time this blond god walked up next to him, now I’m a dark haired guy kinda girl but this guy was hot. He had a body to kill for and was dressed way to nice for this bar, but he seemed right at home. So introductions were made and the evening progressed from there.

He was kinda shy which I am far from, so I kept talking to him and eventually he warmed up and we had an awesome convo.

After the bar we all ended up back at my place to hang out some more, eventually everyone started drifting off to go home.

Well as A had driven D to the bar he said “well I’m ready to go are you?” To which D responded”no, I’m gonna hang out here with her for awhile.”

I was dumbfounded that this shy guy just made this move and for me who likes bold guys this was an unexpected move on his part and he got major brownie points.

So he stayed, we watched some tv, then eventually started making out, we had both been drinking and one thing led to another and we went upstairs to sleep.

Fast forward to the next morning, awkwardness no, none at all we woke up, he got up and we went down to the kitchen. I had made some kickass lasagna the evening before and I made him a big dish of it. Apparently his friend lives in the same condo complex as me and he was going over there to get his car. Hmm good planning by A since he knows we always end up back at my house after the bar.

Anyway, as we are standing in my kitchen I am now sober and noticing more then I did the night before so I ask him about one of his tattoos.

He responds that its Celtic and has to do with his last name, So I ask what is your last name? He laughs its not common I’m sure you have never heard of it Brose. At this point he prob thinks I have went psycho cause I’m sure the blood drained out of my face.

I say Brose? Do you have family in the area? He says Yeah. I say do you know Pumpkin? Which is the name of one of my very best friends to which he replies Yes thats my aunt, thats crazy you know her? Lets call her and tell her we are hanging out. To which I panic and say Ummm no lets not. Because at this point I am realizing that I am in bigtime shit as I know her whole family and this being her nephew I know he is very young. So I know he is at least 21 I mean he was in a bar and ordering drinks all night. right? Wrong he informs me that he is 20 omg I want to hide under the table. I say omg your aunt is going to kill me for hanging out with you amongst other things.

He laughs no she wont I like older women, omg I am horrified. And he is still insisting we call her. I am very insistant that this is not a good idea.

SO he ends up leaving with another piece of my awesome lasagna in a too go plate walking down the street to his friends.

After much contemplation I call his aunt and say “I have something to tell you and you are gonna kill me? She laughs we have been friends since we were kids I wont kill you whats up? So I tell her what transpired and she laughs hysterically she says?”well you’ve always kinda been in the family if this works out now you really could be” I couldnt believe how cool she was about it but she said I love you why wouldnt I want someone like you for my nephew. But oh boy have you bitten one off this time, he gets attached overnight and turns psycho if he isnt liked in return,omg this isnt good.

So long story short that one never materialized into anything more then alot of drunken texts, phone calls and unannounced visits from Mr. D.

But we have remained friends and he does call me alot for advice and to just talk, but thats another one that bit the dust where matchmaked A was concerned.

On to the next ex…………………….

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